BORED

I am bored today.....Nomuken and Tajia are playing well, Gabe is on the xbox. Deze is the one reason I have to watch like a hawk right now....she was up on top of the fridge not more then 5 min ago.....she has poured out a 64oz bottle of juicy juice, on the kitchen floor. Then she pour cereal in that to "dry it up"....once her time out was up. I got Gabe a drink, and heard her in the bathroom...she plugged the sink with toilet paper and was watching the run onto the floor.
I put her in her room and clean that up.....she climbs OVER the 3 and a half foot tall kid gate. I put her back into her room and finish clean up I go to get her from her room to find her, well playing in.....poop! wonderful!
She is now cleaned up and in the playroom....I have the hallway to the kitchen blocked off...and I am sitting on the steps....she is trapped in here.
I know this sounds bad, but I don't have a clue what to do with her....pain, heat, cold, fear...NOTHING stops her. She does not seem to care about what will happen if she touches the on burner on the stove....or walks outside in the snow in nothing at all.
Back up will be here in 3 hours.....hopefully we all survive!!!!!